If you can start the day
without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and
boring people with
your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every
day and be grateful
for it,
If you can understand when your loved
ones are too busy
to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and
blame without
resentment ,
If you can conquer tension
without medical
help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
.....Then You Are
Probably The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual..
